(These are built as posts are approved)
#1. If breasts create a shadow, there is a dark side (usually below the areola). Clothing in this area will attract stains, fluff, crumbs etc. that we cannot see. We call this the natural attraction to the dark side. Hold back all natural reflexes to help remove anything and tell us privately instead.
#2. Theory of Breastgravity: things will gravitate towards the dark side of the boob.
#3. Respect the tatas and respect the gal. No tweaking, twisting, touching, or purposeful boob grazing without permission. We are more than just a pair.
#4. If money is found in the bra, the bra wearer keeps it. Its the law of possession.
#5. “My face is up here”. Yes, we can tell if you are straining to not look down and majorily we will respect you so much for trying. But yes, we can totally tell that you want to look.
#6. Just because its on display, doesn’t mean you have permission.
#7. Countertops of all make and model will become a boob shelf.
#8. These are meant for comfort & sustenance, but probably not for you.
#9. Motorboat? Pffst lame. Try a gentle nuzzle instead. Now THAT is hot.
#10. These are what I was given. I won’t hide them because some people are prudes.
#11. This is a life lesson — Don’t rape.